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The episode begins with our favorite trio standing outside an inn. Apparently, this is a human village they find themselves in, which poses some trouble for Toppi. He and Morte are arguing about the wisdom and merits of passing Toppi off as a teddy bear.
Naturally, Toppi refuses to play along with Morte's plan, leading her to suggest that Toppi pretend to be a human baby instead. This isn't much of a choice. Their argument ends when the innkeeper comes out and pretty much tells them that their inn allows humans and beastmen alike. Before letting them in though, the innkeeper asks Kyrie if he has money. Apparently, the WDC has been freeloading around inns and taverns and also robbing shops. The showing of money is proof that our trio are real travelers and not the WDC goons.
When our trio hear about the evil wrought by the fake WDC, they are immensely shocked. Toppi, especially, who doesn't take too well to his reputation being ripped into shreds.
Meanwhile, in a nearby village, the fake WDC are at a restaurant with a heap of food in front of them. The barmaid asks them for their payment but instead of answering, the loudest of the group starts talking about god and god's message, which is love and which he plans to spread around the world. He makes a pass on the barmaid, prompting one of his companions to send him flying across the room.
When the barmaid persists in asking for the tab, they finally reveal themselves as the WDC. We'll call them Fake WDC and their members: Fake Kyrie, Fake Morte and Fake Toppi. The Fake Toppi is a gigantic bear but with a personality that does not at all fit his appearance. On their way out of the restaurant, Fake Kyrie bumps against a child and Fake Toppi picks her up and apologizes. Then they go out, wondering how much further they have to go for their utopia.
Back at the inn, Toppi is most certainly mad. He demands that the Fake WDC be made to answer for their crimes but neither Morte nor Kyrie are really interested in it. According to Morte, the Fake WDC might actually help keep the WSC away for a while. Kyrie also adds that they went through some pains just looking for a room and even though it was short notice, they even managed to get another bed for Toppi. The bed, of course, is one made for human kids, complete with cheery-looking sheets and stuffed toys. I have a feeling this is really why Toppi is mad.
Since he could not get his companions' cooperation, Toppi decides to investigate on his own. Kyrie tries to stop him but gets pushed back, forcing him to fall against Morte. The two of them end up on the floor, with Morte breaking Kyrie's fall. The fall also causes Morte's skirt to get accidentally ripped. As soon as Kyrie sees this, he is terrified out of his wits, wondering if Morte is going to kill him if she ever finds out.
Meanwhile, the WSC have arrived at the restaurant which the Fake WDC just visited. From the people there, they find out that the WDC probably went to the next village, which stands on top of a mountain. Before setting out after their prey, the WSC decide to order for some food and find themselves faced with a gigantic heap similar to what the Fake WSC ordered earlier.
In another village, Toppi is questioning a Policeman about the Fake WDC incident when a child from the restaurant earlier arrives and immediately hugs Toppi to her. The Policeman tells her to stop bothering "bear-san" and instead asks her to tell Toppi about the incident with the Fake WDC. She proceeds to tell them about the group's gigantic bear member.
Back at the inn, Toppi is laboriously inserting a thread into a needle. Then, while Morte studies a painting on the wall, he surreptitiously approaches her in order to try patching up the rip in her skirt. However, Morte notices his closeness and asks what he's doing. Kyrie spastically scrambles to the window, making passing comments about the weather.
Then, he discovers a public bath in the next establishment. He immediately latches on to this idea and suggests to Morte that they take a bath. However, his words come out wrong and instead, he asks her that they refresh themselves together. Morte is obviously not amenable to this.
The WSC next check out an antique shop that the Fake WDC supposedly robbed. A dog beastman policeman tells them what happened, adding that it's because the WSC are so hopeless that these kind of crimes happen. Normally, this would earn him an entire barrel of bullets from Lia but as it is, both Lia and Naja are not feeling too good from overeating. The beastman then tells them that the WDC are probably in the next village, which is some considerable distance away.
That evening, our trio are having dinner at the inn. Toppi reports his findings to them but finds that Kyrie is barely even listening as he is too busy looking at Morte. This pisses Toppi off. While Morte goes to get a glass of water, Kyrie then tells Toppi about the mortifying skirt problem and how it is all his fault. At that moment, Morte arrives and Kyrie and Toppi have to pretend like everything is alright.
Later, three people arrive at the same inn and ask the innkeeper to give them a room. When the innkeeper does not cater to them right away, they reveal themselves as the Fake WDC. At the word, the Policeman, who helped Toppi earlier, arrives and asks to speak with them. Fake Kyrie, realizing that they are about to get busted, immediately points to our trio, saying that they are the WDC who are terrorizing the countryside.
The Policeman recognizes Toppi but expresses his suspicion by calling Toppi a ridiculous species of beastman.
This is too much insult for one day. To top it off, Fake Kyrie accuses Toppi of randomly hitting him on the head, giving him a head injury. Of course, the injury is from that time when Fake Morte punched across the restaurant.
The Policeman is at a quandary. To clear the matter up, he asks the two groups to line themselves up against the wall, then one by one he investigates them. First, he looks at the human male member of WDC. Fake Kyrie claims that he was abandoned as a child while Kyrie has no such excuse. Next, the Policeman claims that the bear beastman is ferocious-looking. Toppi immediately turns on his 600-watt kawaii smile, leaving the larger Fake Toppi to blusteringly deny his ferocity. Then the Policeman says that according to reports, the WDC fight among themselves. Fake WDC immediately hold hands together while Kyrie hugs Morte and Toppi to him. Not to be let down, Fake Kyrie places Fake Morte on Fake Toppi's shoulder. Toppi unwilling takes the challenge and takes Morte in his arms. Unfortunately, the movement causes the rip on her skirt to run further up.
Finally, the Policeman says that the WDC's female human member has a violent personality. Fake Morte bows and appears very feminine and gentle. Morte reluctantly does the same. However, this proves to be the last straw as her skirt rips all the way.
There is one freezing moment and then Morte turns on THE EYES, correctly deducing that Toppi and Kyrie has known about it for some time. As she gives Kyrie and Toppi the beating of their lives, the Policeman concludes that they are the real WDC. Fake WDC then make a hasty exit.
However, at that moment, the Policeman notices for the first time the paintings decorating the walls of the inn, as well as the antiques. He identifies them as stolen items from the robbed shops. Just then, the stuffed bear standing near him suddenly moves and tries to maul him. However, Toppi is much faster and saves the Policeman in the nick of time. The Real Fake WDC then reveal themselves and they turn out to be none other than the innkeeper, his wife and the stuffed bear they keep in the dining area. They say that they are only after the valuable stuff but they have nothing to do with the freeloading, attributing the latter crime to the Fake WDC. The Real Fake WDC then adds that now that they know their identity, they can't let them out of there alive.
Afraid for his life, Kyrie grabs Morte but makes the mistake of groping the wrong body part. Nevertheless, he refuses to let them go even when the Real Fake Bear approaches them. Then, just then, the WSC arrive and they are none too pleased.
Upon seeing Morte and Kyrie in an uncompromising situation, Lia's temper just about explodes and she transforms into full dragon beastgirl mode. While she and Morte beat the crap out of the Real Fake Bear, the Fake WDC, Kyrie and Toppi make a run for it. Fake Morte has to drag Fake Kyrie along with her since according to him, his leg has turned into rubber, and she is none too gentle with the dragging. They only stop running once they reach the mountain top and there Toppi forces the three to give up their freeloading ways. Fake WDC accept Toppi's suggestion but before leaving, Fake Kyrie warns them that "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. By the time they apologize, it's already too late." Then, they run off into the night just as Morte approaches, looking very angry indeed.
And the lesson for this episode is:
Because the real lesson for this episode is:
For she will break every bone in your body, rip them out and make a science project out of them.
COMMENTS:
Ahahahahah! This episode is hilarious! Whoever does Kyrie's voice is awesome. I have nothing more to say. Everything...it's all in the captions. ^.^
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